There's Something About Mary (12 Files) File Attributes
80K (7.3 seconds)
Pat: Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I've got going in this...crazy world.    
24K (2.1 seconds)
Pat: What do you think your shit don't stink?    
47K (4.3 seconds)
Dom: Alright, I think you're all set. So just go clean the pipes and let's go.    
24K (2.1 seconds)
Warren: Have you seen my...weiner?    
27K (2.4 seconds)
Mary's step-father: Don't make me have to open up a can of whoop ass on ya'. Hear?    
162K (15.1 seconds)
Cop: It's just like pulling off a Band-Aid. A one and a two...    
Medic: We got a bleeder!    
113K (10.3 seconds)
Mary: To hell with Brett. I've got a vibrator.    
26K (2.3 seconds)
Tucker: I lover her man!    
23K (2.0 seconds)
Warren: He was masturbating!    
53K (4.8 seconds)
Hitchhiker: Step into my office!    
Ted: Why?    
Hitchhiker: Cause you're fuckin' fired!    
 
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